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[[File:Commontimeaideception.png|thumb|'''Sub5 AI''' trying to ''trvthmaxx'' and failing miserably because of '''Everything is 4/4 theory'''.]]
'''"Everything Is In 4/4" theory''' is a '''satirical''' theory that some people started unironically following after fully missing the joke. It states that '''everything can be counted in common time''' if you're ''"nerdy enough"'' or if you count long enough, which, although true, stopped being funny a long time ago as it's now overused and milked. 

It's biggest expansion came with the short-form content of [https://www.instagram.com/jemheigis Jemma Heigis], specifically her guess the time signature videos, where corny simplets started flooding her comment sections with the same joke over and over again. We get it, you're the funny guy, move on.

Everything Is In 4/4 falls under the disorders of [[Extreme Musical Reductionism|EMR]] if taken seriously.