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Bud (Banana Hating Chud)

2026-07-14T06:15:57Z

Dominic251:

A '''bud (banana hating chud)''' is someone who hates bananas so much, they feel the need to constantly remind everyone around them at all times. Buds often use discord chats, statuses, and other channels to constantly remind the world of their hatred for bananas, even when it's completely irrelevant to anything whatsoever. Some believe that the symptoms of bud are caused by potassium deficiency, which many banana haters suffer from due to the lack of it in their diet. Buds also often engage in conspiracy theories about bananas “infecting other fruits” in their vicinity. Other symptoms of bud include nonsensical takes, backwards understanding of reality, and more. The opposite of a bud is a [[blud]] (banana loving chud).

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Bud (Banana Hating Chud)

2026-07-04T21:25:19Z

Dominic251:

A '''bud (banana hating chud)''' is someone who hates bananas so much, they feel the need to constantly remind everyone around them at all times. Buds often use discord chats, statuses, and other channels to constantly remind the world of their hatred for bananas, even when it's completely irrelevant to anything whatsoever. Some believe that the symptoms of bud are caused by potassium deficiency, which many banana haters suffer from due to the lack of it in their diet. Buds also often engage in conspiracy theories about bananas “infecting other fruits” in their vicinity. Other symptoms of bud include [[Kumbaya Ideology|nonsensical takes]], backwards understanding of reality, and more. The opposite of a bud is a [[blud]] (banana loving chud).

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Oreo Theory

2026-07-04T21:10:40Z

Dominic251:

[[File:Oreo Theory Chart v2.jpg|thumb|An oreo graph depicting two particularly dissonant notes and a possible combination of notes to resolve them.]]
[[File:Flavor examples.jpg|thumb|Examples of different flavors for the same two Oreo cookies]]
'''Oreo Theory''' is the idea that any two notes, regardless of the interval between them, may be compatible, and that what really matters are the notes that exist between them. Think of it like an Oreo cookie: you have the two dark-colored (unless you eat vanilla oreos) biscuits on the top and bottom, and you have the cream in the middle that holds them together. The "biscuits" in this sense are the top and bottom notes, and the "cream" are the notes that justify the two notes and solidify their harmonic profile. If you've ever seen reharmonization exercises where the guy takes two notes and sets one to descend chromatically, harmonizing each note pair, you'll understand what we're talking about.
<blockquote>''"for example, bass note D, melody note G# how could we harmonize that? well the interval is a #11. what scales have a #11? lydian, which outlines a DM13#11. or perhaps even arcadian? D13#11"'' - Convexity, May 27th, 2026</blockquote>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D2qCKrIs14 This video] by Convexity explains Oreo Theory in detail.

== CREAM CHART ==
{| class="wikitable"
!Interval between cookies
(scale degree)
!Interval between cookies
(interval notation)
!Possible Ionian Creams
!Possible [[Modes of the Melodic Minor Scale|Athenian]] Creams
!Possible [[Modes of the Harmonic Minor Scale|Appalachian]] Creams
!Possible [[Modes of the Harmonic Major Scale|Laramidian]] Creams
|-
|'''1'''
|'''P1'''
|Any
|Any
|Any
|Any
|-
|'''b9'''
|'''m2'''
|Phrygian
Locrian
|Cappadocian
Palamidian
|Herculean
Adonian

Morphean
|Sangarian
Plummetian

Phobetorian
|-
|'''9'''
|'''M2'''
|Lydian
Ionian

Mixolydian

Dorian

Aeolian
|Asgardian
Arcadian

Olympian

Athenian

Sisyphean
|Thesian
Paralydian

Appalachian
|Morossian
Laramidian

Dolorian
|-
|'''b3 / #9'''
|'''m3'''
|Dorian
Aeolian

Phrygian

Locrian
|Athenian
Cappadocian

Sisyphean

Palamidian
|Calliopean
Paralydian

Appalachian

Adonian

Morphean
|Empyrean
Morossian

Dolorian

Plummetian

Phobetorian
|-
|'''3'''
|'''M3'''
|Lydian
Ionian

Mixolydian
|Asgardian
Arcadian

Olympian

Palamidian
|Calliopean
Thesian

Herculean

Morphean
|Empyrean
Laramidian

Sangarian

Plummetian
|-
|'''11'''
|'''P4'''
|Ionian
Mixolydian

Dorian

Aeolian

Phrygian

Locrian
|Olympian
Athenian

Cappadocian

Sisyphean
|Thesian
Appalachian

Herculean

Adonian
|Laramidian
Sangarian

Dolorian

Phobetorian
|-
|'''#11 / b5'''
|'''TT'''
|Lydian
Locrian
|Asgardian
Arcadian

Sisyphean

Palamidian
|Calliopean
Paralydian

Adonian

Morphean
|Empyrean
Morossian

Dolorian

Phobetorian
|-
|'''5'''
|'''P5'''
|Lydian
Ionian

Mixolydian

Dorian

Aeolian

Phrygian
|Arcadian
Olympian

Athenian

Cappadocian
|Calliopean
Paralydian

Appalachian

Herculean
|Morossian
Laramidian

Sangarian

Plummetian
|-
|'''#5 / b13'''
|'''m6'''
|Aeolian
Phrygian

Locrian
|Asgardian
Olympian

Sisyphean

Palamidian
|Thesian
Appalachian

Herculean

Morphean
|Empyrean
Laramidian

Plummetian

Phobetorian
|-
|'''6 / 13'''
|'''M6'''
|Lydian
Ionian

Mixolydian

Dorian
|Asgardian
Arcadian

Athenian

Cappadocian
|Calliopean
Thesian

Paralydian

Adonian

Morphean
|Empyrean
Morossian

Sangarian

Dolorian

Phobetorian
|-
|'''b7'''
|'''m7'''
|Mixolydian
Dorian

Aeolian

Phrygian

Locrian
|Arcadian
Olympian

Cappadocian

Sisyphean

Palamidian
|Paralydian
Herculean

Adonian
|Sangarian
Dolorian

Plummetian
|-
|'''7'''
|'''M7'''
|Lydian
Ionian
|Asgardian
Athenian
|Calliopean
Thesian

Appalachian
|Empyrean
Morossian

Laramidian
|}
Please note that using Chlamydian is highly disencouragedd unless one enjoys white oreos.
[[Category:Music Theory]]

Bud (Banana Hating Chud)

2026-06-30T22:47:15Z

Dominic251:

Chlamydian Scale

2026-06-30T00:42:53Z

Dominic251:

The Chlamydian Scale 1 b2 b3 4 5 6 7 (Aka Neapolitan Major, Cappadocian natural 7) is a scale so bad that the fizz community decided it needed an aptly bad nickname.

Chlamydian Scale

2026-06-30T00:41:09Z

Dominic251: Created page with "The Chlamydian Scale 1 b2 b3 4 5 6 7 (Aka Neapolitan Major, Cappadocian \(\natural \)7) is a scale so bad that the fizz community decided it needed an aptly bad nickname."

The Chlamydian Scale 1 b2 b3 4 5 6 7 (Aka Neapolitan Major, Cappadocian \(\natural \)7) is a scale so bad that the fizz community decided it needed an aptly bad nickname.

Bud (Banana Hating Chud)

2026-06-29T23:29:54Z

Dominic251: Created page with "A '''bud (banana hating chud)''' is someone who hates bananas so much, they feel the need to constantly remind everyone around them at all times. This is usually caused by a deep insecurity that stems from the lack of attention they received as a child. Buds often use discord chats, statuses, and other channels to constantly remind the world of their hatred for bananas, even when it's completely irrelevant to anything whatsoever. Some believe that the symptoms of bud are..."

A '''bud (banana hating chud)''' is someone who hates bananas so much, they feel the need to constantly remind everyone around them at all times. This is usually caused by a deep insecurity that stems from the lack of attention they received as a child. Buds often use discord chats, statuses, and other channels to constantly remind the world of their hatred for bananas, even when it's completely irrelevant to anything whatsoever. Some believe that the symptoms of bud are caused by potassium deficiency, which many banana haters suffer from due to the lack of it in their diet. Buds also often engage in conspiracy theories about bananas “infecting other fruits” in their vicinity. Other symptoms of bud include nonsensical takes, backwards understanding of reality, and more. The opposite of a bud is a blud (banana loving chud).